Most Random Phone Call I've Ever Received*

This occurred at approximately 6pm CST yesterday.
Phone rings.

Enter weird robotized lady voice "This is Insurance Co. calling for Just Another Southern Girl. Is this she?"

"Yes"

"We want to make sure you're taking full advantage of your heath benefits and heath tips at your fingertips. For more information see our website www.insuranceco.com. Or, you can call 1-800-???-????. Would you like me to repeat this information?"

"No"

"Before I go we would like to share a health care tip with you. Make an effort stand up while talking on the phone. Standing for just 25 minutes while on the phone burns 50 calories! People may give you strange looks, but <cannot remember what was said, laughing too hard to pay attention>. Would you like to continue this call to receive additional information?"
"No"
CLICK

*written from memory, probably not verbatim, but close enough.